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HBO Silicon Valley: DVD Review and Giveaway

HBO Silicon Valley - season 1 giveaway and review

Imagine a world run by the most brilliant minds, where genius is the order of the day and innovation the local currency. Now imagine that those brilliant minds had no social skills, couldn’t present their way out of an elevator and had absolutely no business sense whatsoever.

This is the world of Silicon Valley, the setting for the hit HBO series created by Mike Judge (Office Space, Idiocracy) and based at least partially on his own experiences in Silicon Valley in the 1980s.

Thomas Middleditch is Richard in HBO Silicon Valley

HBO’s Silicon Valley is the story of the awkward yet brilliant computer programmer Richard (Thomas Middleditch, The Wolf of Wall Street) who lives in a ‘hacker hostel’ and just happens to create a compression algorithm that will change the face of tech forever. Soon caught in the crosshairs of the bidding war between billionaire venture capitalist Peter Gregory (Christopher Evan Welch, The Master) and innovation master Gavin Belson, Richard must make the impossible decision between selling out or going the long game with his product Pied Piper.

“It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, a short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group” – Gavin Belson, Silicon Valley, “Minimum Viable Product

There is much hilarity along the way as Richard and his hacker friends hit the parties and big life in the Valley. Life in the ‘hacker hostel’ is not without its trials and tribulations though. Richard soon learns that he has no idea of how to pitch his product and get his ideas across. He has to navigate the slippery path between success and friendship and soon learns that alcohol and business do not mix.

With the exception of some, the cast of Silicon Valley was largely unknown before the series; they were the type of actors that you might recognise but could not place. In the opening scenes of the first episode, I was unsure whether I would find sympathy with Richard and the rest of his friends in this unknown territory of tech and coding. My fears were absolutely unfounded – Silicon Valley draws you in and I soon found myself binge-watching the entire first season.

Zach Woods is Jared in HBO Silicon Valley

The best character on Silicon Valley is without a doubt Jared (Zach Woods, The Office). Former executive and right-hand man to Gavin Belson, Jared defects to Pied Piper and works as business developer for Richard. He is meant to be the least cool, most awkward and most disposable member of the team but he is the backbone of the company. Zach Woods is brilliant in this role and his performance as the sleep-deprived, caffeine overdosed, rather unhinged Jared in the final episode “Optimal Tip-To-Tip Efficiency” was inspired.

“How much would it be worth to you if I told you I had a GPS app called Pied Piper tracking the location of your child? I can follow your child anywhere and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Most missing children are never found. Interested, very interested, or very interested?” – Jared, Silicon Valley, “Optimal Tip-To-Tip Efficiency”

In a world dominated by young, single, awkward men, it was great to see that the only characters with any real power were the women. While the hackers chase their own tails putting out fires and Peter Gregory and Gavin Belson trip over their own feet trying to outdo each other, there is one character who remains cool. Amanda Crew stars as Monica, Peter Gregory’s head of operations and the one who convinces Peter to invest in Pied Piper.

Amanda Crew is Monica in HBO Silicon Valley

There was nothing to dislike about Silicon Valley. Sure, Erlich (T.J. Miller) is not as cool as he thinks he is and neither are Gavin Belson or Peter Gregory but that is no criticism.

I give Silicon Valley a superb five out of five stars and am thrilled that it has been renewed for a second season and will return to HBO on 12 April 2015.

5 Stars

HBO Silicon Valley: Season 1 will be available on Blu-ray, DVD and Demand on 23 March 2015 in the UK and 31 March 2015 in the US. You can buy from or or you can enter below to win one of two copies of the complete first season on DVD.

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Book review: The Originals: The Rise by Julie Plec

Joseph Morgan - The Originals The Rise book cover

There is no doubt about it, the Originals are the best thing to come out of the hit CW series The Vampire Diaries and fans were thrilled when they got their own show. Gorgeous, sardonic and deadly, viewers can't seem to get enough of the Original three vampires Niklaus, Elijah and Rebekah Mikaelson.

The problem is that there is so much to the Originals story and fans want to know about their time in New Orleans in the early 18th century just as much as their lives in the present day.

Elijah and Klaus in New Orleans

To this end, a brand new trilogy of books is being published by Hodder Children's Books in association with Alloy Entertainment.  The Originals: The Rise is the first novel in the Originals trilogy and is written by Julie Plec, creator and executive producer of the CW series.

We meet the Original vampires nine years after their arrival in New Orleans after fleeing Europe to escape their father's murderous advances. The Mikaelson siblings have been living in the shadows, forbidden from owning property and bound by a promise to the witches of the fledgling city that they will not create any new vampires.

Their life of relative obscurity comes to an abrupt end when Klaus meets Vivianne Lescheres, rare child of a witch and werewolf and fiancée to the son of the most powerful werewolf in town. While Klaus pursues an impossible prize, Elijah slips under the radar to secure a home for the family and Rebekah's attempt to raise an army land her the welcome attentions of French Captain Eric Moquet.

Klaus and Elijah in New Orleans

One thing you can count on with the Original Vampires is that nothing ever goes as planned for the Mikaelson siblings. Just as they begin to rise up in New Orleans, everything goes horrible awry.

The Originals: The Rise is a lot of fun to read and as a fan of the show, it was great to be able to spend hours absorbed in the world of the Originals. The book provides a lot of insight into Rebekah and Klaus's motives and what made them the vampires they are in present day.

Elijah is portrayed as being a lot more straightforward in his motives and intentions which is a pity because we get far less insight into this brooding and dangerous vampire. I would have liked to see more of that side of him coming through.

The Originals The Rise book coverNevertheless, that is his character and apart from that, my only real complaint is that we didn't see any of Kol in the book. Then again, my one enduring complaint throughout the whole of the The Vampire Diaries and The Originals series has been that Kol was killed off and hasn't been somehow resurrected.

I give The Originals: The Rise an excellent four out of five stars and would recommend to fans of The Vampire Diaries and The Originals .

4 Stars

I will certainly be reading the next two books in the trilogy The Originals: The Loss (due out this month) and The Originals: The Resurrection (due out in May).

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Blu-ray Review: The Imitation Game (2014)

Alan Turing called it The Imitation Game, his theory in computer science and artificial intelligence that aimed to answer the question, “can machines think?” Sixty years later, audiences around the world would answer with a resounding ‘no’ when it came to light that the machine, the very society which Turner helped save with his ground-breaking work, turned on him and destroyed him.

Matthew Beard, Matthew Goode, Keira Knightley, Benedict Cumberbatch, Allen Leech in the Imitation Game

The Imitation Game is the acclaimed story of cryptanalyst Alan Turing and his team of code-breakers who raced against time to beat the German’s Enigma Code and gave the Allies a winning advantage in World War II. Starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing, Keira Knightley as Joan Clarke and Matthew Goode as Hugh Alexander, The Imitation Game has been nominated for several awards in the 2014 / 2015 awards season and won the 2015 Academy Award for Best Writing, Adapted Screenplay.

Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game

Benedict Cumberbatch is superb in his role as Alan Turing and I was surprised he did not receive the Academy Award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role. Both Cumberbatch and Alex Lawther (who played Turing as a young boy) went a long way to capture Turing’s unique manner and idiosyncratic manner of speech, going so far as to wear dentures made from a cast of Turing’s own teeth. I can only say that the Oscar snub had more to do with Eddie Redmayne’s masterful performance than any failure on Cumberbatch’s part.

The Imitation Game is a thrilling film, keeping the audience on the edge of their seats as Turner and his team work through many nights in their bid to decipher the Enigma Code, only to fail again and again. The pace is repeatedly broken and the audience kept on tenterhooks as we cut to scenes of Turing in high school and then later in life as he is interrogated by police. The film reaches a climax as the code-breakers celebrate success at last only to be contrasted with the lowest moments in Turing’s life.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing in The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game is a champion of many causes. Audiences will tear out their hair at the injustice and homophobia that lead to the destruction and untimely passing of a genius, beat their chests at the sexism that challenged Joan Clarke at every turn and cheer at the arrogance of the Nazis that lead to their ultimate downfall. Despite the power of friendship and acceptance that emerges in the film, this is not an inspiring story and rather leaves the audience with a sick feeling of disappointment and betrayal, rather like Turing himself might have felt.

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While there is so much that was excellent about The Imitation Game, there were also several historical inaccuracies and while many would cry artistic license, I feel the film could have been just as good without some of these embellishments.

Perhaps most obvious is that Alastair Denniston (played by Charles Dance) was not the villain he was portrayed to be in the film. The writers also seemed to be unusually obsessed with Soviet spies given that this was a film about World War II. In the words of The Guardian’s Alex von Tunzelmann, the idea that Turner committed treason and covered up the identity of a Soviet spy was ‘wholly imaginary and deeply offensive’.

Keira Knightley and benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game is a highly enjoyable, fast-paced film with beautiful costumes, design and direction. I feel that the film was ultimately let down a little by unnecessary historical inaccuracies in the screenplay but nevertheless give it four stars out of five for bringing this important story to film in an entertaining and well-acted manner.

4 Stars

The Imitation Game will be released today on Blu-ray and DVD. Both the Blu-ray and DVD include the special features "Making The Imitation Game", "Alan Turing: Man & Enigma" and "Heroes Of Bletchley". You can buy The Imitation Game at or

Film Review: Hinterland (2015)

Harry MacQueen and Lori Campbell star in Hinterland

Filmed in 13 days in 2013 in London and Cornwall, with an estimated cost of £8,000 and set over one weekend in February, Hinterland is the directorial debut from Harry Macqueen.  It stars Macqueen as Harvey and musician Lori Campbell as his childhood friend Lola. When Lola is forced to return to London after several years abroad, Harvey arranges to take her on a road trip to the seaside cottage where they spent many a summer growing up. Out of season and with a million years since their last visit, Harvey and Lola embark on a journey of self-discovery where they contemplate everything that has changed and everything that still connects them.

It is easy to see why Hinterland caught the eyes of the judges at the Raindance Film Festival where the film was nominated for Best UK feature in 2014. It is a visually stunning film featuring bleak coastal seascapes and inclement February weather contrasted with cosy scenes of mutual affection in pubs, around a campfire and in the guest house. The metaphor is clear, the warmth of Harvey and Lola’s relationship will transcend the bleak climate in which they find themselves.

Sweeping coastal cinematography in Hinterland

The film begins with political commentary about the predicament of young graduates and the burden of student debt. We glimpse a provocative statement on Harvey’s bedroom wall stating that “we are the children of Ayn Rand and Margaret Thatcher”. We are promised a scathing attack on the current socio-political climate but ultimately, Hinterland doesn’t quite deliver that.

The difficulty with Hinterland is that is it realistic to a fault. The truth is that everyone goes through a crisis in their mid-twenties where they don’t know what they are doing and wait in a limbo between studying at university and not quite pursuing the career of their dreams. The difference is that most people don’t warrant having a film being made about them and in this instance, it is possible that neither did Harvey and Lola.

It’s hard to take two privileged middle class twenty-somethings seriously when they’re road tripping across England in a Volvo and they have the option of returning home when things don’t quite work out as planned.

Harry MacQueen and Lori Campbell in Hinterland

Nevertheless, Harry Macqueen and Lori Campbell give a tender portrayal of two idealistic if not naive young adults who are on the verge of beginning their adult lives. Under Harry Macqueen’s direction, cinematographer Ben Hecking captured the mood of the film perfectly and I predict that this will not be the last we see of both of these talented young filmmakers. Likewise, Lori Campbell is clearly talented as a singer-songwriter but I do hope that we will see more of her on film. A highlight of the film was her performance of her track “September”.

Hinterland poster

I would recommend Hinterland to lovers of British independent film and give the film three out of five stars.

3 Stars

Hinterland will be released in UK cinemas and On Demand from 27th February 2015. The film will open at Curzon Cinemas and will be simultaneously available on Curzon Home Cinema from 27th February through Soda Pictures, before touring UK cinemas.

Book Review: Normal by Graeme Cameron

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Normal, unremarkable, invisible. There is a killer on the loose in England but you won't see him coming because you won't even notice he is there at all. That is until he falls in love with a checkout girl and begins making fatal errors, of course.

Normal is the debut novel by Graeme Cameron and is due for release on the Mira Books imprint on 31 March 2015. It is a small town England version of Dexter or Silence of the Lambs, told in the first person narrative of a nameless killer.

This is where the book falls into difficulty. Without the cold, objective glare of a profiler, we're given very little insight into the killer's motives beyond what he tells us and he isn’t the most forthright of narrators.

What actually happens is that the reader is subjected to the misogynistic inner dialogue of a killer as he lures unsuspecting women into his van and murders them immediately,  or abducts them, holds them captive and terrorises them before he releases them into the woods only to hunt them down and kill them.

There is no pattern, nothing links his victims, we’re told little about his motivations beyond that his father wasn’t particularly nice and his mother abandoned him as a child.  It could be that this lack of structure to the serial killers actions belies a lack of research on the part of the author but it might be simply an opinion that not all sociopaths follow a set pattern.

What did seem unlikely to me were the actions of the police and the manner in which they accumulated evidence about the murders and disappearances. Firstly, there are CCTV cameras along just about every stretch of canal in England as was evidenced in the disappearance of Alice Gross and Chris Brahney. It is possible but unlikely that the entire events taking place in the book alongside the canal would not have been captured, at least in part, on CCTV.

Normal book cover - Graeme CameronThe police become hellbent on pinning the crimes on the killer in Normal but at no point whatsoever do they present a shred of evidence beyond our narrator owning a white van combined with a healthy dose of the great old police stereotype: gut feeling. Again, that might work in a novel set in any other country but roads in England are teeming with CCTV and average speed cameras and it is highly likely that the police would have had a significant amount of evidence at their disposal including the exact number plates of the van they were looking for.

The final nail in the coffin for me was how unlikely the characters’ actions were in Normal. The narrator paints his hostage Erica as morally bereft and quite insane by the end of the book but no amount of Stockholm syndrome would even come close to explaining her actions. Likewise, the detective Fairy would never have colluded with him, in a manner real or apparent. He was losing out to tokenism, he would have dug his heals in and solved the damn case. And finally, Green would never have switched back and forth between mothering him and essentially letting him get away with murder.

A last word on character development. We’re lead to believe that all of this mayhem ensues when the killer falls in love with a checkout girl but ultimately, she falls in love with him. Nothing about his actions suggests anything further than distraction and he certainly doesn’t grow as much the author would like you to believe.

It's always disturbing when a book has a string of positive reviews to find that you are the sole dissenting voice. On the one hand, I commend the author for writing such a vile, hateful character but on the other, I'll probably stick to Twitter next time I want to browse the innermost thoughts of a sociopathic misogynist.

It occurs to me that Normal is probably a spoof and I probably just didn’t get it but from the cover commendation by Lee Child, all appearances were that this was a serious attempt at crime fiction. Besides, there are far better researched, more intelligent ways to write comedy.

I did laugh out loud on more than one occasion while reading the book and for this reason I give Normal a disappointing two out of five stars.

2 Stars.

I wouldn't completely avoid it but I wouldn't recommend it either.

if you must, Normal is available to purchase at Honestly, I'd rather recommend you read Darkly Dreaming Dexter instead. At least Dexter was likeable.

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Win: HBO's Looking - the Complete First Season on DVD

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I promised you a year full of competitions in 2015 and the first giveaway begins now! Looking is the hit HBO series featuring Jonathan Groff and Britain's own Russell Tovey. Released on Blu-ray and DVD this week, I gave Looking a well deserved five star review and the good news is that I have three copies of the complete first season of Looking to give away.

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Murray Bartlett, Jonathan Groff and Frankie J. Alvarez in Looking


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Blu-ray Review: HBO - Looking Season One

Looking is the new critically acclaimed HBO series from Michael Lannan (creator of Nurse Jackie) and starring Jonathan Groff, Frankie J. Alvarez, Murray Bartlett and Russell Tovey. It aired in January 2014 to rave reviews and the complete first season is now being released on DVD and Blu-ray just in time for the airing of the second season.

Frankie J. Alvarez, Murray Bartlett and Jonathan Groff in Looking

Set in the iconic city of San Francisco, Looking provides an unfiltered look into the lives of three friends and their romantic escapades as they navigate the city’s gay scene and come to terms with successful ex-boyfriends, commitment, attraction and vulnerability.

The three friends are Patrick (Jonathan Groff, Glee), Dom (Murray Bartlett, White Collar) and Agustín (Frankie J. Alvarez, Smash). The charm of this series lies in its support cast and viewers will love appearances from Russell Tovey (Being Human), Scott Bakula (Quantum Leap) and O.T. Fagbenle (Material Girl).

Jonathan Groff and Raul Castillo in Looking

Patrick is a 29-year-old video game designer who is reeling from the upcoming nuptials of his ex-boyfriend. He’s not certain if it is a hook up or relationship that he is looking for but over the course of the season, we see him grow from a somewhat naive character to one who ultimately stands up for himself. That doesn’t mean he isn’t capable of catastrophic mistakes though and Patrick’s choices in the last episode will mean a lot of trouble for next season.

His main love interest is Richie (played by Raúl Castillo) and their difficult, volatile relationship takes up a good chunk of the storyline in season one. Jonathan Groff is fantastic in his role as Patrick and has the most expressive, seductive face. I’m not surprised Richie fell for him!

Murray Bartlett, Jonathan Groff and Frankie J. Alvarez in Looking

Dom (pictured above on the left) is my favourite character. We meet him just before his 40th birthday and it is safe to say he feels old. Dom is what you’d call a career waiter who once had big dreams of owning his own restaurant. Early on in the season we see him come face-to-face with his ex-boyfriend, a former meth junkie who happily accepted the gift of Dom’s life savings before disappearing out of his life. Soon Dom meets businessman Lynn (played by the ever lovely Scott Bakula) who teaches him that he is not as old as he feels and still has a lot to learn.

Frankie J. Alvarez in Looking

Agustín was one character I didn’t really get. He was selfish and chaotic and it is safe to say I sided with his partner Frank (O.T. Fagbenle) in everything that ultimately transpired in the season. Agustín is an aspiring artist who hasn’t exactly made a success of his life. Something about moving in with Frank in the first episode causes him to push his boundaries until ultimate, he pushes too far. I can’t wait to see him picking up the pieces in the next season.

One of the stars of the show is definitely Russell Tovey in his role as Patrick’s boss Kevin Matheson (although not in the way you might be expecting). Unlike his perfectly lovely, slightly vulnerable roles in Being Human and Sherlock, Kevin is a nasty, manipulative piece of work. There is going to be a lot of drama in the second season of Looking and Kevin is going to be right in the middle of all of it.

I watched this show on Blu-ray and was reminded once again of why Blu-ray is so much more worth it than regular DVD. The video quality allows beautiful vistas of the San Francisco Bay Area and city while the DTS 5.1 audio really brings the funky soundtrack to life.

Looking is funny, addictive, heartbreaking and uplifting all in one and I cannot wait until the second season. I give it an HBO Looking unequivocal five out of five stars. Definitely catch the first season and definitely look out for season 2 which starts on HBO on 11 January 2015.

5 Stars

Own the complete first season of HBO’s Looking on Blu-ray and DVD at the HBO store on or at Looking will be released on 12 January 2015 in the UK and 6 January 2015 in the US.

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Buy or Design: Is it worth buying an app template?


Have you ever wondered what it takes to create your own Android app? I'd always assumed it requires a ridiculous amount of genius programming skills to create an app or mobile game but apparently that's not quite true. 

Just like blog layouts can follow a general, customisable template, so too can apps and there are sites out there that create ready made app templates. You can choose the template that best suits your needs and then customise it and reskin according to your brand. Sites like Chupamobile go even one step further and run a customising service where they will design your app according to your requirements and you don't need any coding or design skills. 

The questions remains as to whether it is a good idea to buy an app off the shelf, so to speak. The life cycle of an app is quite short so you're going to want to minimise your time from development to market so that you can start making money and recover your investment. In terms of this, buying an app template and customising it yourself or paying someone to do that would be a good idea. 

Just like with any good business investment, it is always a good idea to know what you're doing and you're definitely going to need to know how to fix the app if it breaks or customise it further as your brand evolves. There are readily available online courses that will teach you the basics of app development. 

The key is to do your research and look at other apps to see what works about them. An excellent example is the Ubrain app which blows its competition out the water. 

So do you think you're ready to design your own app? Super. Just remember to plan carefully and while you're at it, consult this excellent Mashable article on 10 tips to avoid if you're designing your own mobile app. 

Film Review: The Face of Love

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How far would you go to bargain in the face of grief? The Face of Love is a romance with quite a dramatic twist and stars Annette Bening, Ed Harris and Robin Williams. It is directed by Arie Posen (The Chumscrubber) who wrote the script along with writer Matthew McDuffie.

Nikki Lostrum (Annette Bening) sits alone in the dark remembering the loss of her husband five years earlier. He was the love of her life, a talented architect who designed and built their beautiful home with the infinity pool. Now the house feels like a prison, the four walls closing in as she rattles about in the house alone.

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Just as Nikki begins to pick up the pieces of her life, she meets Tom Young (Ed Harris), a dead ringer for her husband Garret. Unable to stop herself, Nikki is drawn to Tom and pursues a relationship with him, despite knowing in every fibre of her body that it is wrong.

Meanwhile, unaware of lies that Nikki is telling him, Tom becomes ever more invested in the relationship but what secret is he hiding in turn?

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The Face of Love presents a moral paradox that is wrong on so many levels. There is no credible scenario in which what Nikki does is acceptable, or is there? Anyone who has ever suffered grief will understand the need to bargain in the face of such loss. How far would you go to reverse your fortune?

Annette Bening gives a powerful performance as Nikki, at once drawing the audience in with her display of selfless love while repelling them with her pathology. She shares an on-screen chemistry with Ed Harris that is so simple and believable that you almost forget for a moment how pathological the relationship is.

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Ed Harris gives an understated performance, holding his great secret up his sleeve until the very end. There is just something about Ed Harris - he is like an older version of Michael Fassbender (or should that be there other way round?)

The best performance of the film is undoubtedly Jess Weixler in her role as Nikki's daughter Summer. The scene where Summer meets Tom is simply superb and absolutely believable. Robin Williams and Amy Brenneman star as Nikki's neighbour and Tom's ex-wife respectively. This superb supporting role from Robin Williams was sadly one of his last.

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The Face of Love is an intelligent film that remains in your thoughts for a long time afterwards as you ponder the moral ambiguities and paradoxes therein. While other films might have relied on an explosive climax, The Face of Love delivers a simple yet elegant finale which ties together the threads of the film beautifully.

I thoroughly enjoyed The Face of Love and am reminded why I like Annette Bening and Ed Harris so much. This is a clever romantic drama with a twist and I'd give it a healthy four out of five stars.

4 Stars

Released by Signature Entertainment, The Face of Love is cinemas nationwide and on digital platforms from December 12, 2014.

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An screener of this film was provided to me for the purposes of this review and all opinions contain herein are my own.

SeaRISE Blog Tour: Commander Hadron Speaks


Timeshift anyone? Commander Hadron sells us his vision of the C-Bean

A guest post by Sarah Holding

Welcome to 2014. My name is Commander Hadron. As exclusive and valued members of our revolutionary TS100 programme, you will shortly undergo a comprehensive induction session with one of Hadron Services’ agents. You have been assigned agent AFOS21XV. The following are provided as back-up notes and will be circulated as a digital handout at the end of your induction.


May we congratulate you - you have made an excellent decision and we value your custom. Timeshifting is not the right option for everyone, but for those who choose to make the leap through time, a bright and promising future awaits you, in the past.


The twenty-second century presents a unique set of challenges to humankind following the cataclysms of the twenty-first. Many people find these challenges are best overcome with a move to an earlier time, while some move off planet, and others venture forth into the unknown and select the our newest TSplus100 Programme, although participants must sign a disclaimer as there are no guarantees that life in 2214 is any better.


As a participant in our TSminus100 Programme you have elected to be shipped back 100 years in time to 2014, together with the barest essentials you will need to integrate with everyday life in your chosen century: a passport, a month’s worth of local currency, plus clothes and personal items appropriate to this era. Please note that oxygen is plentiful in 2014, and your Bioports will not be needed.


Your agent, AFOS21XV will act as your local guide and chaperone for the first 48 hours. Arrival is provided in an urban location in a temperate latitude.


Having successfully completed our Language Optimisation Training Programme, (LOTP) you will also be equipped to speak the local dialect of the people living in the city of arrival. For additional support, we provide you with a Voicoder App.


Any unusual medical problems should be reported to your Agent, and if necessary he will order antidotes. Your base station is the C-Bean itself, which will remain in the vicinity for 72 hours after your arrival, disguised itself as something that will enable it to blend naturally with its surroundings.


You will each be provided with a Mailboat to facilitate telepathic communication with your loved ones in 2114. We recommend however that you only use this once a day to avoid Consciousness Leakage from being detected by the local law enforcement. There have been cases of alien arrests on suspicion of possession of telepathic equipment. You are also reminded to be alert to any vigilante telepathic activity by your Alter Human. They will have undertaken the switch to your Birthtime at the same moment in another C-Bean, but sometimes participants have experienced intense headaches and other symptoms as a result of their Alter Human trying to make contact during transit. It is not advised that you respond if this happens.


Please remember there can be no refunds or reversals. 72 hours after you arrive in your TSminus100 location, your contract with Hadron Services is terminated and you have no further recourse to us for technical support or customer relations.


We at Hadron Services pride ourselves in offering a unique service to the luxury end of the market, and we recommend that you take out Hadron Insurance to protect your investment. If you have selected the Remote Viewing add-on, this insurance protection is mandatory.


You might also wish to pledge a few extra Bars to our Bio-Offset Project, whereby for every human we relocate to the past who pledges 50 Bars or more, we can bring 50 mammals, 100 birds, 1000 insects or 10,000 seeds to the future.

The final book in Sarah Holding’s SeaBEAN Trilogy, SeaRISE which features the character of Commander Hadron, is now out. (Medina) available here.

About the Author:

Sarah HoldingSarah is a full-time children’s author, juggling writing with looking after a family of three children. They live in Surrey in a funny old house with a leaning tower. When she’s not writing she’s singing, and when she’s not singing she’s playing sax in her jazz band. She says she knew there would always come a time when the abandoned island of St Kilda would feature somewhere in her life, little thinking it would be the setting for her first children’s book.

This guest post was the penultimate post in the SeaRISE blog tour spotlighting the third and final novel in Sarah Holding's SeaBEAN trilogy. If you enjoyed this post, be sure to visit the other blogs in the tour.

1st December – Sci-Fi-London
2nd December – Sci-Fi Bulletin
3rd December – Fiction Fascination
4th December – Feeling Fictional
5th December – Cherry Mischievous
6th December – The Overflowing Library
7th December – Book Passion for Life
8th December – Bookaholics Book Club
9th December – The Secret Writer
10th December – Addicted to Media
11th December – SeaBEAN Trilogy Official Website

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